Present

So today I got my first present from Tyler. He was running around the house naked after his bath and I was checking the caller id to see who called when he ran up to me and handed me a turd. At first, I didn't know what it was and when I looked down at what he handed me, it was a turd. With a corn kernel in it. I thought it might be the dog's turd but when I picked Tyler up to wash his hands, after I flushed the turd and washed my own hands first of course, I found my shirt smeared with poop from his butt. Yup. My son just pooped and handed it to me like it was a present. I thought I might write this down because it was such a monumental moment. :) Oh and before I could catch him, he had laid down and smeared his poopy butt on the dog's pillow. Just made my night.